|IMHO - in my humble opinion -
Mein Blog zum Thema Privatsphäre, Internet und Humor.
++ Joke: Bumper Sticker Collection ++Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
All men are Idiots, and I married their King
DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
Keep honking, I'm reloading
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I are proud to be a college student
For a small town, there sure are a lot of assholes!
"If ass holes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
Honk to see finger!
"Better a blow job, than no job!"
My Otha Ride is YO MOMMA!
Work hard, the people on welfare depend on you!
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Hang up and drive!
Welcome to America ..... Now speak English
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people: "Everybody, But Me."
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
The proctologist called...they found your head.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
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