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++ Great quotes by comedians ++"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four
people make up 75 percent of the population."
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's
how dogs spend their lives."
"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.
Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little
Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there.
Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me,
the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe
clippers right here.'"
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"
Hier hat es mehr davon. posted by Kaspar on www.imho.ch | direkter Link: Samstag, Oktober 08, 2005 top
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